The Monochrome Set

I wanna be yours

John Cooper Clarke and My Dog Sighs

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner

breathing in your dust

I wanna be your Ford Cortina

I will never rust

If you like your coffee hot

let me be your coffee pot

You call the shots

I wanna be yours

I wanna be your raincoat

for those frequent rainy days

I wanna be your dreamboat

when you want to sail away

Let me be your teddy bear

take me with you anywhere

I don’t care

I wanna be yours

I wanna be your electric meter

I will not run out

I wanna be the electric heater

you’ll get cold without

I wanna be your setting lotion

hold your hair in deep devotion

Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean

that’s how deep is my devotion

John Cooper Clarke will be appearing at Portsmouth New Theatre Royal June 23rd

Words by national treasure: Dr John Cooper Clarke

Art by emerging national treasure: My Dog Sighs

and a fish credit to:  The Corn Poppy