Heritage

if you can't juggle a couple of plates while you're on the unicycle just get outta the circus

you feed that dog chicken?

the vet says she's depressed

Whom by fire?

delicious, nutritious and good to eat

#irony

You wouldn’t happen to have pictures of the 35 chairs we would be using would you so I can forward these on to the set dressers to see if the covers will fit. 

I was wondering whether you noted down my correct email as I have not received the paperwork 

I strongly advise you do as the lady says

you know what's great about dogs?

you wanted to be a superstar

can't tell his art from his elbow