Saturday, 27 December 2014

Wednesday, 24 December 2014

funny games

Christmas special

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You shouldn't forget the value of entertainment

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The Corn Poppy (1), Sara (not her real name) (2), Basquiat (3), Southampton Docks 1912 (4) and Squob (5) have all been released into the wild. I hope that they all go to good homes.  Nip out and grab one.
in, let's say, twelve hours all of you are gonna be kaput. Okay?

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  so much stress for politeness' sake

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he only wants to have a game

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we're not up to feature film length yet

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you're on their side - who are you betting on?

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you must admit you brought this on yourself

Tuesday, 23 December 2014

Funny girl


 You could get lonesome being that free.


 You could get lonesome being that busy.


 I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls


 A sponge fits in anyplace


 Now who'd think to look at us that we got the same problem!


 For once, I didn't say too much, I didn't say too little, I said just what I said and then walked.


 Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter.


 I'd have to change too much, nobody could wait that long


 When you look at him, you only see what you want to see


 filet de boeuf, sauce bordelaise


 No law against waiting


 You'll know. I'll be much more direct


So long, funny girl

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Monday, 22 December 2014

Funny face


Let's give 'em the old pizazz!


 Why did you do that?


 Empathy. I put myself in your place and I felt that you wanted to be kissed.



 I'm afraid you put yourself in the WRONG place. I have no desire to be kissed, by you or anyone else.


Gentlemen: may I take this opportunity to tell you that you look like a mess of worms? And that you not only look like a mess of worms, but you ARE a mess of worms. And I'll bet you've been sitting at this table all these years because if you ever left it you'd be picked up on a vagrancy charge.



Now when I say "go," walk down with fire in your

 eyes and murder on your mind



 I can't hear myself think, and I'm trying to think in French! 

Suppose we just leave my bones alone and... and

 give me my $53.95?


 "Banish the black, burn the blue, and bury the beige. From now on, girls, think pink!"


We sit at your feet humble and ignorant but so 

willing.


 grace, elegance and pizazz


We want to sit at your feet and learn. We have so 

much to learn.

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